"I'm not drinking beer right now..."

"Hes got a zebra fetish!" (on david)

"Whats up!"- Jeff, walking around without any pants.

"I look way better than Moby!"

"I'm going to Win!"

"They want a whole lot of Jeff."

"What the fuck is that you fucking nasty motherfucker!?"

I do my hair. I always do that before the show."