David's Quotes



"Piss our French names in the snow."



"Look bannana, double bannana, that means it has two bannans in it"



"The fact that we speak French makes girls melt"



"Cover bands.....PSSFF..... They play our songs and get payed better than us..... I've never understood that."



"Hey guys, do you remember that?"



"Isn't it great to be in a hottub naked?"



"Chuck, come and do your thing!"



"We dont say aboot."



"How the was the strip search?"



"Holy fuck! There's a hole there!"



"Hey look! Sushi, sushi! Raw fish."



"Hey it, it doesn't taste that bad."- talking about kangaroo food..."



"Shut up! I'm doing... something..."



"Ohhhhhh! Look at that- Japanese boxers! I look like a fuckin tennis player! Like 1980's tennis player!"



"I guess I don't know much about golf 'cus I was, uh, driving through the sand and, uh, I tried to hit a car in the road and I guess we're getting kicked out because of my childish behavior. Sorry guys."



"Quest-ce tu dit a un chinois qui fait un abat au bowling?C'est beau Ling!"



"Does anyone here smoke weed??*people raise their hand* then, that means you have lighter so put them in the air!!!!!"-David introducing "perfect"



"When people tell me "man, you're gonna be big!" I always tell them 'it would take alot for me to be big...Im a small guy."-David, talking about popularity



"Tonight we are gonna party like it's my birthday."