"Having people write us emails, having someone say that song really helped me out in my life. if other people can relate to our music it's exciting."

Benji: "What about Whitney Houston?"

Chuck: "No, she's from Houston."

"I can't. I have a boner."

"It won't sound fag."

"We'll tag team."

"The band broke up. We can't get laid anymore."

"Do you have a sex problem."

"Are you guys kissing in it."

"Still life partners, that's right."

"I think he was scared of how big you were."-on loveline

"Are you, uh, playing with yourself ?"

"For her pleasure."

Adam Corrola on loveline: "We get a lot of screwballs and jack-offs and jack-ettes calling tonite. young girls.

Chuck: "thats our crowd"

Adam Corrola: "Yes, i blame you guys."

Chuck: "They have to pay the people for our shows"

Pierre: "Yeah, unfortunately we don't have any fans so it might be an issue"

Chuck: "Pay a lot of money"

Adam: "Well were using a lot of hobos, street people, stuff like that"

Chuck: "Its Cheap"

Adam: "We're rounding them up"

Pierre: "We're used to that"

Drew "Just whatevers on Hollywood Blvd. just scoop on over here."

Adam: "We round them, round them up."

Chuck: "You have a truck and you put them on."

Adam: "Run away prostitutes folks like that. A lot of illegals. A lot of day laborers from the Home Depot."

Chuck: "There's no bad blow jobs."

Adam: "Only misunderstood blow jobs."