"If i wasnt sick i'd kiss you." Pierre to David

"We don't even watch hocky."

"It'll be great canadian times."

"We're all gay"

"Shut up you pussy." to Pat

"Fuck that shit!"

"It means April the vine."

"Maybe he was hanging."

"I've been with girls with nipple rings and its fun"

"Fur future reference anytime i say 'dancer' i mean stripper. i think Jeff's a good dancer."

Pierre - "See, what's more interesting: Simple Plan or genital warts?"

David - "Warts."

Chuck - "Genital warts."

David - "Its pretty much the same"

"Its really easy baby. I know." - talking about giving blow jobs